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Bingo Bits!

Postby Pink Cupcake » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:45 am

Ruby and her two best friends Lottie and Bonnie headed for the bingo hall. They sat at the table with Jimmy who hadn't won a game in over a year. It was the last game of the night and a blackout game when Jimmy stands up, jumps up and down yelling BINGO when his trousers fall to the floor showing his bits to the startled ladies!

Ruby and Lottie have a stroke while Bonnie couldn't reach!

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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby rosebush » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:00 pm

That's a naughty joke and I love it :lol:
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby Juicy Booty » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:35 am

lolololololol!! Naughty is so much more fun the nice. I am a little bit slow tonite though i had to read it twice to get the meaning. It's what i get for being in nice girl mode :lol:
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby rosebush » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:13 pm

Heard this one from my kids recently.

What do vampires play Bingo with?

Stake money!
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:43 pm

What clever kiddies you have Rosebush.
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby BingoBilly » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:57 am

A man goes to the doctor. The doc checks him over, and says "Sorry mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so-called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."
So back he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.
He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £350, and then gets any line and wins £3200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further £380,000.
The Bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "Son - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house & the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."
"Lucky??" the man replies, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow 24."
"Dear me," says the bingo caller with a chuckle, "you've won the bloody raffle as well!”
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:47 am

That was a good one BingoBilly. Thanks for posting it :lol:
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby Jack » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:22 pm

Q) What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A) Eyes down for a full mouse!
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:25 am

I woke up one morning seeing nothing but bingo balls in front of my eyes, so I went to the doctor and told him. He looked into my eyes and asked, ‘Have you seen an optition?’ I said, ‘No, just bingo balls’.

Sarah was on the telephone to her friend Mary, complaining about her lazy, good-for-nothing husband. After 20 minutes of this Sarah said, my husband said I had to choose between him and bingo, I'm gonna miss him!
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby BingoBilly » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:55 am

Question: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Answer: A bingo machine.
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