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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby BingoBilly » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:49 am

Here's another one:

Q: How do you get a sweet, little old lady to say the F-word?
A: Get another little old lady to shout "BINGO!!!
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:49 pm

lol nice one


What do you call a woman addicted to bingo?

Betty

:)
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby justtina » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:49 am

Keep them coming. These are great :D :D :D :D
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:28 pm

You know what'even funnier? It took me about 30 seconds for the Betty thing to occur to me lmaooooooooooo

How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby justtina » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:50 am

one2go wrote:You know what'even funnier? It took me about 30 seconds for the Betty thing to occur to me lmaooooooooooo

How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!


:D :D Hilarious one2go.
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby BingoBilly » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:08 pm

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 8th floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.
"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby justtina » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:45 pm

:D :D :D Hehehehe good one.

I found this one at Bingo Cafe but it's not a joke - it's apparently a funny true story:

My folks used to take me to Bingo, and usually bought me a colouring book and crayons to keep me quiet during the games. On one afternoon at a Bingo Game in a Butlins' Holiday Camp my Dad was at the bar, and my Mum had gone to the loo. I thought I would help them win by blocking out all the numbers on their Bingo cards with my thick black crayon. I couldn't understand why they were so unhappy when they returned, and had to buy a new set of cards!

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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:26 pm

haha that's grounds for putting the kid in care. :D
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby justtina » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:31 pm

one2go wrote:haha that's grounds for putting the kid in care. :D


:D :D :D lol
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