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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:56 pm

That was hilarious BingoBilly!

The 10 commandments of Bingo
1. Thou shall not sit in thy neighbors lucky seat.
2. Thou shall not stare at thy neighbors card.
3. Thou shall not take the Callers name in vain.
4. Thou shall not call false "Bingo".
5. Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.
6. Thou shall not threaten to kill the "Caller".
7. Thou shall not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
8. Thou shall not brag about how much thou hast won.
9. Thou shall not whine about how much thou hast lost.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's winnings.
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby Candygirl » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:24 pm

BingoBilly wrote:Question: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Answer: A bingo machine.


:lol: That bingo joke made me laugh BingoBilly. :oops:
-Candy-
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby Pink Cupcake » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:24 pm

You guys are cracking me up! Great jokes!
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby Pink Cupcake » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:12 pm

he he he!

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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby BingoBilly » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:51 am

Two old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over Tom's shoulder saying: "you've got that number, mark it off, you've got that number mark it off." After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: "why don't you do your own card?" Whereupon John answers: "I can't it's full!"
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby Pink Cupcake » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:34 pm

Blondes and Bingo

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I've just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby BingoBilly » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:24 am

Here's another bingo joke:

Addicted to bingo? No, I only play bingo on days that end in Y.
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:00 pm

But all days end in Y :shh
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby BingoBilly » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:43 am

one2go wrote:But all days end in Y :shh


Really? :P
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Re: Bingo Bits!

Postby one2go » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:19 pm

Yes! But let's keep that between us...
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