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Win this Stunning Xbox 360 Kinect

We've teamed up with the fun and friendly team at ChitChat Bingo, to bring you the chance to win this Xbox 360, with Kinect!

Kinect technology puts you in complete control. It's hands-free and your motion controls the game! It is perfect for getting the whole family involved and has a range of fun games that will suit all ages and abilities.

The Competition

To enter the competition, (in true ChitChat Bingo style) we want you to tell us about your favourite chat-up line. It could be the most charming, funniest, cheesiest, worst; most effective or most downright daft! (Do please keep it clean though you lot! )

Simply post your entry below!

Rules: One entry per person, which must be placed before midnight on Tuesday 12th April. UK residents only.

NOTE: Competition is now closed for judging. No entries past 23:59 on Tuesday 12th April will be counted - judges are now deliberating so watch this space.

WINNER(S)!!!

Unfortunately there is only one Xbox 360 which goes to the first place winner, Hayley1985.

However there were sooooo many hilarious and fun entries we had to highlight our second and third choice, because these were just so funny.

Well done to everyone who entered. Remember if you use these lines on a Friday night, your cover may be blown!

 

 

1st hayley1985

hayley1985

Hayley1985 really made the whole office laugh with this entry. We think this is a great chat-up line and our friends at ChitChat Bingo (who know a few things about "chat") thought so too!

The line - "Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!"

2nd ihateipswich

ihateipswich

A close second! This one had that similar one-liner smart-talk appeal. Office PR Nikki confesses to probably falling for that one ;-)

The line - "Don't walk into that building--the sprinklers might go off!"

3rd phillip666

phillip666

There are no words to describe just how much cheese in this line. It's like a melted cheese nacho, cheese burger with extra cheese!

The line - "You are the most intoxicating creature I have ever seen. There may be space between us. But you could be my Cosmological Constant of Eternity."

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andy013
by: andy013 over 7 years ago
Here's my fav :D

Hey baby, have I seen your picture somewhere before?

Oh yeah, that's right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAM!!!
glennamy
by: glennamy over 7 years ago
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! ;0)
gavinphez
by: gavinphez over 7 years ago
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"
hayley1985
by: hayley1985 over 7 years ago
Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!

hahaha!
ab3110
by: ab3110 over 7 years ago
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
gemmamjl
by: gemmamjl over 7 years ago
The worst i ever heard was a guy said to my cousin "you're not the prettiest girl in this bar...but beauty is just a light switch away, baby'!! UGH! Wonder which charm school he went to?
sassy165
by: sassy165 over 7 years ago
You must be really tired, you have been running around in my head all day!
Tangle
by: Tangle over 7 years ago
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
ihateipswich
by: ihateipswich over 7 years ago
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any knickers. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
ihateipswich
by: ihateipswich over 7 years ago
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.


ihateipswich
by: ihateipswich over 7 years ago
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!


twannywun
by: twannywun over 7 years ago
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package...
chris
by: chris over 7 years ago
"Is it hot in here or is it you?"

works a treat :D hahaa
MysticStorm
by: MysticStorm over 7 years ago
'You may not be the best looking person in here, but beauty is only a light switch away. '

That line was used on me, and funnily enough I told him where to go.
neilmol2009
by: neilmol2009 over 7 years ago
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my own garden forever
joe14729
by: joe14729 over 7 years ago
I once asked a girl if she would kiss me under the mistletoe, and she said she wouldn,t kiss me under anaesthetic
mattytun1514
by: mattytun1514 over 7 years ago
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
montiefletcher
by: montiefletcher over 7 years ago
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

snowted
by: snowted over 7 years ago
My fave one is

'You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.'
fiMay
by: fiMay over 7 years ago
If love was the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
LaurenPenguin
by: LaurenPenguin over 7 years ago
If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be a McGorgeous
Jrob56
by: Jrob56 over 7 years ago
"Do you like water?"
Then they say yes
"Well you like 70% of my body"
;)
cmountford08
by: cmountford08 over 7 years ago
The cheesiest line a guy has ever used on me is coming up to me, licking his finger and wiping it on my sleeve and then saying "come on, let's get you out of those wet clothes"!! CRINGE.
mikeyjuk
by: mikeyjuk over 7 years ago
Did you just fart? Cos baby you blew me away!
a4514
by: a4514 over 7 years ago
Is their an airport around here? because my heart is taking off.

nataliemay30
by: nataliemay30 over 7 years ago
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!
prwilson
by: prwilson over 7 years ago
Can I have your picture, I need something show santa what I want for christmas?
phia44
by: phia44 over 7 years ago
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Mieko74
by: Mieko74 over 7 years ago
Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?
Benisko
by: Benisko over 7 years ago
hey baby boy I see you checking me out. Do you want some direction, or do you want to steal my purse. Cause I could your heart
swilsonleach
by: swilsonleach over 7 years ago
How do you like your eggs in the morning
enderit
by: enderit over 7 years ago
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute
@chris_woodgate
by: @chris_woodgate over 7 years ago
Hey good looking what are you doing how about sharing breakfast in bed with me
mpad6869
by: mpad6869 over 7 years ago
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
bonzobob
by: bonzobob over 7 years ago
'I bet your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor'
aswadmt
by: aswadmt over 7 years ago
That's a nice dress you've got on there. Why don't you take it off so that it doesn't get creased ... I don't have an iron.
decafmirth
by: decafmirth over 7 years ago
Someone once said to me, "I wish I were a cat so I could curl up in your lap - that would be purrfect."
marmite1972
by: marmite1972 over 7 years ago
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
MrGooney
by: MrGooney over 7 years ago
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
thetoothfairy
by: thetoothfairy over 7 years ago
My phone number isn't working...can I borrow yours?
phillip666
by: phillip666 over 7 years ago
You are the Most Intoxicating Creature i have ever Seen.

There maybe space between us. But you could be my Cosmological Constant of Eternity
knitnut
by: knitnut over 7 years ago
How do you like your eggs in the morning ?
Fertilised?
kpnuts
by: kpnuts over 7 years ago
I don't believe in aliens.... but you are out of this world!
pepicola
by: pepicola over 7 years ago
Get your coat, you've pulled!
kimmy393
by: kimmy393 over 7 years ago
Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.
dawsonwarrior01
by: dawsonwarrior01 over 7 years ago
I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside
lwall123
by: lwall123 over 7 years ago
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
stephiehall
by: stephiehall over 7 years ago
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

This one made me laugh!
jakesmum1979
by: jakesmum1979 over 7 years ago
Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for
theno1dj
by: theno1dj over 7 years ago
Can i buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the money?
daveetch
by: daveetch over 7 years ago
Would you like to see my Xbox 360 Kinect? It's hands-free and your motion controls the game.
rcccc
by: rcccc over 7 years ago
What do you like for breakfast?
I need to know for the morning
willmer01
by: willmer01 over 7 years ago
I think the most cheesy line i have had has to be excuse me do you have a map? because i keep getting lost in your eyes!
whizzybop
by: whizzybop over 7 years ago
This is a good one for the girls to use on the guys.

Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
kemo_2002
by: kemo_2002 over 7 years ago
I'm not really this tall, I'm just sat on my wallet ;)
emsmiff
by: emsmiff over 7 years ago
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
cfryer999
by: cfryer999 over 7 years ago
My place or yours????
chrriss88
by: chrriss88 over 7 years ago
If I Said You Have A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me!
abbacca
by: abbacca over 7 years ago
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Aalandjana
by: Aalandjana over 7 years ago
Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
janemphoto
by: janemphoto over 7 years ago
I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.
diva1977
by: diva1977 over 7 years ago
Your father must be a terroist

Because your THE BOMB baby
Bombgun
by: Bombgun over 7 years ago
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?
Rushy21
by: Rushy21 over 7 years ago
Did you hurt your self?......when you fell from heaven!
chloe1705
by: chloe1705 over 7 years ago
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
chloe1705
by: chloe1705 over 7 years ago
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
Deeceeha
by: Deeceeha over 7 years ago
That dress looks great on you - it would look even better on my bedroom floor!
smartytap
by: smartytap over 7 years ago
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
EJCx
by: EJCx over 7 years ago
Do you work in Subway? Because you gave me a foot long!!
jeanette177
by: jeanette177 over 7 years ago
I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!
maxxximus
by: maxxximus over 7 years ago
I'm reading your mind...wow its like a Jackie Collins novel. Let's go straight to page 51, that's my favourite.
wrexhambrum
by: wrexhambrum over 7 years ago
"Did it hurt?"
"Did WHAT hurt?!"
"When you fell from heaven"
Mamz
by: Mamz over 7 years ago
this one has always stuck in my mind...

"excuse me, I just want to check your clothes label to see if you were made in heaven. You see I didn't believe in Angels, until I saw you...."
westhtafc
by: westhtafc over 7 years ago
Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
abwilliamson
by: abwilliamson over 7 years ago
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
camilleduchesne
by: camilleduchesne over 7 years ago
"Is that your Xbox 360 Kinect remote in your pocket or a you just happy to...wait...hands free?"
Jackop
by: Jackop over 7 years ago
At the Crucible (snooker championships) a drunken bloke to one the models:

'Eh love. Chalk my cue and ill pot your pink!'

Shocking to say the least, and surprisingly didnt get him anywhere.

Fred_Baron
by: Fred_Baron over 7 years ago
My all-time favourite would have to be the following: "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

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